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If you're anything like my friend Sean, you might have been refreshing the site to try and read all the quotes. Well, thanks to a suggestion from Sean, here is a list of them all!
"I'm not sure where to go... I'm looking for CLEWS" - Liam
"This is Cameron. He doesn't sleep. Seriously, he doesn't." - Liam
"Now we're stuck behind the All Your Base van." - Gareth
"Seriously, I'm glad I can see your slow descent into madness." - Gareth
"This is Cameron. He's our age! Seriously." - Rebecca N
"I like to think of Tatersall as 'taters for all." - Gareth
"I've got five pens, what could possibly go wrong?" - Gareth
"No, you'll go insane first from not sleeping, remember?" - Gareth
"I've learned more watching you sleep than I have in this lecture." - Gareth
"You're like wise but with fun, mixed together." - May
"Crazy feet so needs to be your name." - Ellen
"Holy shit! He's got VEGETA!" - Gareth
"No, see, the UNI students don't just want Howard out of Parliament; they want him dead." - Gareth
"You're such a Viking, Cameron!" - Liam
"Maybe he thought, hmm...I should go back to pick up that super maths genius who is totally awesome at ITG." - May
"That is a mighty beard." - Brendon Wahl
"Oh no! The test is in RUSSIAN. We'll never be able to do it now!" - Liam
"In the beginning there was nothing, then Cameron said, "Lend me ten dollars"" - Gareth
"To be fair, I was a long way away, and your mullet does deflect the sound." - Gareth
"I chose to expand along the third dimension. Which was easy because there wasn't one." - Gareth
"You're an odd, odd cookie." - Steph
"Everyone is like 'lol cameron ur so random lol monkey cheese'." - Gareth
"A man without a moustache is like a cat without a tail." - Arab saying
"A woman with a beard looks like a man. A man without a beard looks like a woman." - Afghan saying
"I DUNNO WHAT THIS IS, BUT IT'S INTENSE." - Gareth
"Your beard is like the root of all knowledge." - Daisy
"You would think that a reverse version of you would at least be somewhat sane." - Gareth
"Your beard is attempting to take over your superior human intellect." - Stuart
"My friend claims you're so thorough about calculus it's insane. I just told him 'that's Cameron'." - Steph
"All we need now is a few ninjas." - Steph
"And Special Relativity proves that walking away doesn't make you the bigger man." - Gareth
"No one talks to [you], [you're] the crazy bearded guy!" - Gareth
"Every Friday I rub salmon in my beard" - Gareth
"Face lies are the worst kind of lies!" - Liam
"'Cleaning with Cameron', it'd be a hit series." - Steph
"Sometimes Kookaburras need to eat salmon sandwiches." - Liam
"With a beard like that, I'd believe anything you said about reticulation." - Josh K
"Do you want me to finish your chips?" - Gareth
"Only Cameron could get psyched about his new career in reticulation." - Steph
"You're a wizard!" - Little Chinese Girl
"The chips are shitty today." - Gareth
"Next you will be 'Cameron the bearded lady of Ireland'." - Steph
"When normal people die, it's like they go to sleep for a really long time; but you don't sleep, so when you die I think you'll just explode." - Gareth
"It's the scruffiest man in the world!" - Brandon
"Galaxies are like intergalactic toilets." - Brandon
"Thank you God/Jesus/Buddha/Bearded man who can be compared to a deity of some sort." - Daisy
"Life without knowledge is death in disguise." - Talib Kweli Greene
"Bus driver by day, painter of puppies by night; he is, Cameron." - Gareth
"It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice." - John Cassis
"Six times zero is six!" - Mum
"Where's my beard?!" - Chanel
"You should come up with 'Ball's Theorem'." - Jenny
"Ready to rock and roll?!" - Bill
"[you] [are] a terrorist from the muslim extremist group, "Achmed the dead terrorist"" - Tyler
"I may not know my left from right but I do know right from wrong!" - George Formby
"Cameron is HARDCORE." - Steph
"Eight, that's my favourite age." - Liam
"It's like the peacocks play marco polo with rape." - Gareth
"When I'm shooting up heroin at two in the morning I don't want to hear swearing, that's just sick!" - Gareth
"I don't like u Westpac OM NOM NOM!" - May
"Cameron, you're weird." - Lara
"Now I can finally get those bodies out of my van." - Derek
"Oh God, it's rain man's retic store." - Steph
"Alright, young man." - Cynthia
"Wanna buy some of our poofta poly pipe?" - Lara
"What we need is screws that aren't made of cheese." - Jimmy
"Not bad, old man." - Cynthia
"This makes me mad, no one smashes Cam's windows. NO ONE." - May
"I'm your Chinese Mum!" - Su Ha
"ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO?!" - Bender
"Ah, Cameron, getting pretty good I see!" - James
"Ah, Cameron, I have a challenge for you!" - James
"EVERY TIME WE TOUCH." - Spidey
"It's like being so good that I could win a fashion show without wearing clothes." - Jayce
"Am I right in guessing that you became a polymath so you could have a word with the word 'math' in it that describes you?" - Steph
"Are you Jew or Muslim?" - Wog From Work
"Nothing else funny is gonna happen!" - Spidey
"Look after your beard!" - Wog From Work
"You look like Santa during his weird Linux phase." - Gareth
"WHAT TESLA STUNTSHIT ARE YOU TRYING MR FRANKLIN!?" - Jayce
"I reckon you're the most coherent drunk ever." - Steph
"If I can get [you] to update your blog, then I can take over the world!" - Nyk
"Let's take take this picnic to the TECHNO LIMIT." - Gareth
"[You're] in a SKULL marriage." - Gareth
"I've wanted to be on [here] for aaaages ^_^ That's seriously been one of my goals." - Nyk
"Can't you just deal with it in your usual fashion and firebomb their houses with techno or something?" - Gareth
"I like to read between the lines. And between every line is the word cunt." - Gareth
"Pretty sure Cameron is manlier than me, Jayce and himself put together." - Spidey
"I can imagine some people going up to you asking where the McDonald's is and you going 'I don't know, let's find out together'." - Gareth
"When that lesbian is ramming that slut up the arse with a strap on I enjoy it because it's artistic." - Gareth
"You are brilliant at Google!" - Viraya
"This is a cross between really nerdy and FUCKING AWESOME. Kinda like you actually..." - Steph
"DO YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE, MR SOCKSWORTHY?" - Spidey
"One of my quotes just came up in the header and I thought I would let you know how excited that makes me." - Nyk
"Pretty sure when you turned into an Asian girl, you decided to set the table." - May
"It's not just about living forever. The trick is, living with yourself, forever." - Captain Teague
"How dare you take your chips from me!" - Gareth
"Well most people don't use the maths you learn out of school! Except for maybe like... shopping." - Jaclyn
"So if someone shows up at like 1am they'll just see a darkened Timezone with a shirtless man playing ITG." - Gareth
Check back here often! More quotes will be added as they happen! |
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